Modern Fables Archives – Audette-Art https://derekaudette.com/tag/modern-fables/ Artwork by Derek R. Audette Tue, 25 Aug 2026 22:45:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/derekaudette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/cropped-n0byop9d.gif?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Modern Fables Archives – Audette-Art https://derekaudette.com/tag/modern-fables/ 32 32 The Vanishing of Jimbo Rannitz: A Bizarre Tale of Business, Betrayal, and Invisible Diamonds https://derekaudette.com/vanishing-of-jimbo-rannitz-absurdist-short-story/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=vanishing-of-jimbo-rannitz-absurdist-short-story https://derekaudette.com/vanishing-of-jimbo-rannitz-absurdist-short-story/#respond Wed, 16 Sep 2026 12:05:00 +0000 https://derekaudette.com/?p=9636 A surreal op-ed style visual illustration depicting a man's face merging with peanut butter and liquid butter alongside a burst of glowing, singing diamonds.

A hilarious and surreal tale of misplaced business advice, pre-melted butter, rebellious electric toothbrushes, and a man pursued on foot by invisible singing diamonds. Read the absurd saga of Jimbo Rannitz and the grand failure of Staph-Infection Photographic Wonder-Journies.

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